You are there (sometimes) to teach me a new Jew word of the day.
You are bright and bubbly and always know what to say.
I love that you're an avid Facebooker,
Mainly because you manage to work in "You dirty pirate hooker"!
Dear friend don't nag me about my blog,
I'm boring and live the life of a pampered hog. ('sept I take showers :))
Before you get offended please know,
I do love you my dear Jew friend and hope to get you as a present for my birthday with a big red bow.
And I clearly suck at poetry.